A New Form of Atrocity.
A New Threat.
I’ve never written about the “manifesto” of a mass shooter. Saul Montes-Bradley II will decide if this is published. I will accept his decision, whatever it is.
The New Zealand mass shooter wrote a fake manifesto that is actually what Internet trolls call “shitposting.” Since the press is now useless, I will explain to you why the manifesto is fake. The mass shooting was the first mass-casualty “meatspace” trolling event in human history. Meatspace is the world outside of the Internet.
For the first time, an internet troll committed mass murder as a joke. He admitted as much before he committed his acts of mass murder at two mosques in Christchurch, killing at least 49 people. He live-streamed the first act of mass murder, in which he killed 41.
This is what he wrote before he began.
Trolls have a deep love for each other. It’s the love of the damned.
The manifesto proves that this was a trolling event.
“We march ever forwards” is from a British blogpost from 2012, describing Agatha Christie’s play The Mousetrap.
"Well for anyone who despairs at the things we are losing as we march ever forwards in the name of progress, rest assured it’s all there in The Mousetrap. Really, this little portal to the 1950s is one of London’s best-kept secrets.”
There’s no doubt that the mass murderer read this. He spent two years on his fake manifesto, putting as many troll-jokes as possible into it.
“I made money investing in Bitconnect” is a meme from two years ago. And he works part time as a “kebab removalist”?
My guess is that he’s just another good-for-nothing Australian drunk on the dole.
The following is a parody of something the Norwegian mass shooter might have said. IT’S FAKE. The Australian is satirizing a mass shooter. This goes back to Howard Stern satirizing extreme cruelty by being extremely cruel. The Australian satirized mass shootings by carrying one out.
The Australian says THIS about the Norwegian mass shooter.
That’s a lie. The Norwegians monitor all of their mass shooter’s contact with the outside world. Being a troll, the Australian made up a funny joke about being blessed by the Norwegian mass shooter. It isn’t true.
Prime Minister Erna Solberg, top political colleagues and survivors of Norway's own terrorist attacks in 2011 were quick to express sympathy and support for the people of New Zealand on Friday. Norwegian prison officials, meanwhile, discounted a claim by the man who gunned down scores of worshippers at two mosques in Christchurch that he'd been in contact with Norwegian terrorist and mass-murderer Anders Behring Breivik.
And Dylan Roof is a notorious imbecile. This Australian asshole used Roof to poke fun at the whole idea of mass shootings. As a nihilist, the Australian put together the most grotesque display imaginable, in order to please OTHER alcoholic nihilists who are on the dole. Lacking all skills, they revel in negativity.
The trolls are now claiming that the Australian is an “implant”[sic] who carried out a “false flag” in order to shut down the troll sewers where people egg on mass murderers. In reality, trolls take pride in the ever-increasing impact of their shitposting. They’ve been pushing the envelope for years. If they get shut down, they just need to look in the mirror to see who caused it.
More “funny” trolling from the Australian's fake manifesto.
Spyro the Dragon 3 is a Sony Playstation game from the year 2000.
HAR-HAR-HAR! This guy missed his CALLING! He could’ve made billions as a standup comic, screenwriter, novelist, pundit, and man-about-town. His WIT is superhuman.
He uses the “everything on the Internet is true” meme, and he says that he rejects the views of a black American conservative as too extreme.
He just murdered 49 people, but HE’S NO EXTREMIST!
Here is what he wrote about how he would deal with police.
Absolutely hilarious! I’m wiping away TEARS here! See, he’s making dry, ironic commentary on action films and militarism!
And of course—like all good Australian alcoholics—he has to take TWO shots at Trump: one, Trump is a white supremacist, and two, Trump is a terrible president.
Conservatism is NOT corporatism, as this guy well knows. Obama was a corporatist. But this outstandingly clever troll calls himself a right-wing left-wing socialist eco-fascist whose views are best represented by the communist government of Red China.
See, he’s an ECO-fascist, but he supports the LEAST ecologically conscious government in human history.
Don’t you wish he’d GONE ON TOUR with his bit? This is COMEDY GOLD!
Oswald Mosley was the head of the British Union of Fascists. He HATED communists. So our eco-fascist friend is AGAIN pulling our leg. The humor never stops!
But THIS is all you need to know that this “manifesto” is shitposting.
Do you know what THAT is?
This is the “US Navy Seal Copypasta.” All trolls use it.
It gets funnier every time! That’s the magic of being a troll: The more generic you are, the more superior.
I know a troll. She’s 23, looks 53, weighs 300 pounds, smells bad, has rotten teeth, and works at McDonald’s. All she does is talk about how much smarter she is than everyone else. And she lives on social media.
She is a belligerent pig. Trolls are belligerent pigs who have now become a societal danger.
My hope is that law enforcement takes this new threat seriously. Trolls love to outdo each other. The next massacre will have to be more horrific. I’ll say this because I want you to see these “people” as they truly are: Someone will livestream himself butchering nursery schoolers with a knife. It’ll be something like that.
WHEN—not if—the troll platforms get shut down, trolls need to blame themselves for being so fucking smart that they did EXACTLY what the government needed to take away their fun.
Normally I wouldn’t show the mass murderer’s face, but it’s good to see how horribly ugly he is. All Internet trolls are physically repulsive. In this guy’s case, the steroids gave him acromegaly. He deformed himself so that his outside matches his inside.
Photographed in PAKISTAN.
My theory that he is NOT anti-Muslim is confirmed.
And here he is flashing the FAKE “white power” sign that TROLLS ON 4CHAN INVENTED.
My theory that he committed mass murder as an act of real-world trolling is now confirmed.
He should keep a name in mind: Whitey Bulger.
Read what the inmates did to Whitey only hours after he arrived at Hazleton Penitentiary. The New Zealand prison authorities need to give this funny, funny fellow a cellphone so that he can troll himself when incarcerated Muslims get their hands on him.
Nazi Website confirms the world’s first trolling mass murder.
“Ironic mass shooting.”
Notice that they DO NOT CLAIM HIM as a genuine white supremacist. They correctly identify him as a troll.
We have a new societal threat. It’s official.